CARFUCK
improvisation of Rob Savelberg

One, two, three
Yeah!
Let’s do the carfuck!
You have to give a little instructions to do a little carfuck, don’t we?
Can you show me this Meisterjäger. Maybe we can do a little carfuck with this Meisterjäger. We are going to check it out. Allright, this destroyed car is even better. Yeah,
Hola! This is a good book.
Ha! Okay! Okay.
Auspuff.
Can we do it?
I think we can do it.
Ah, this is a carfuck, could it be?
This one?
We do another carfuck.
Where are you?
Ah. Okay.
We people like our car so much.
We love them more than we love our children and our women.
And what do we do with our children and our women?
We fuck them.
This is not very good, but this is how it goes; in Belgium, with Marc Dutroux and all this guys. But a little bit more, in fact, we like to fuck our cars. I am going to show you how.
Okay? Okay? Big Rob, small Rob. Big rob. Small Rob. We have to do some car fuck.
Okay. Carfuck. We go fucky fucky. Go carfuck.
Everybody loves to do their carfuck. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Okay. Come on: a little bit more carfuck. I need to have some gasoline. Gasoline! Here it is. We have a little carfuck. Fucky fucky. We have to do the carfuck! Maybe we have to…
- ,,Stop!’’
Give us some carfuck! Like everybody we love our cars. This is Germany! More cars! Even more. Okay! Okidoki! Come on! Come on! Ho! Holaholahola. Großer Carfuck. Everybody loves to do their car… You’re so beautiful. Look at this! So much metal and glass! We are rolling and living in our little Zivilpanzer. You know: this is a Panzer! Rhythm, give me some dancer. And a carfuck. Okay. Come on. Please don’t stop! Okay, okay. Yeah! Hola: this is my lady in red. Come on, shake it baby, shake it, shake it! Lady in red: shake it, shake it! Hupsakee, one, two, three. Ah yeah!